it bothers me that Kansas and Arkansas are not pronounced the same
I’m from the UK and I have been pronouncing Arkansas as Ar-Kansas my whole life
For all my non-american friends, Arkansas is pronounced ark-an-saw
But you can pronounces it Ar-Kansas and be okay, because so many of us do that just for the irony.
IT’S A PONY OMFG
I will never not reblog
if there is ever a time i don’t reblog this, assume i am dead
this is a mini and I will never not be impressed
Dakarai Molokomme, a 15-year-old starving child from a small village in Zimbabwe, has just told Madonna, one of the most famous pop stars in the world, to go and f*** herself, the local media are reporting exclusively.
“Yes, it’s true, I told Madonna to go f*** herself. Do you want to know why?” Dakarai asked. “It’s the same thing every time with these snobby rich Americans. Every once in a while they come to show us their support for the so-called eradication of poverty by adopting a child from a starving family, but they actually do more harm than good. Transracial international adoptions are part of the white savior industrial complex,” Dakarai explained.
In further discussions with journalists from the media, the kid stated that “none of the children here actually want to be taken away from their family and friends so they can be displayed as some kind of trophy in the homes of self-righteous singers or actors who want to score some points with the media and Oprah.”
“If they really want to help us, they should get Big Pharma to ship us some anti-retroviral drugs for the AIDS epidemic, or build schools and hospitals. If they don’t want to do that, then they can all go f** themselves!” the child told reporters.
The 15-year-old also stated that he would say the same thing to any one of those American or European “faux humanitarian posers”, except for Bono, whom he said he would also kick in the groin.
“Bono’s efforts to save the African savage from itself prove that the colonial imperative is alive and well,” Dakarai said as he walked with other village children collecting sticks to build a tree fort.
THIS IS THE RAWEST 15 YEAR OLD ALIVE
The fact that over 100,000 people on Tumblr have believed this and reblogged it is rich and has made my day.
I never realized that riders will attack you if your parents pay for your tack. Some parents yes have the money, and are willing to help, yes some kids do get spoiled. Yes some parents aren’t “rich” but willing to pay and help out because their kid doesnt have a job or isnt hold enough
what the hell is dantalion’s job
he keeps mentioning having work to do and he has this massive office with a bunch of large square sheets of paper but I have never once seen what he actually does in his demon hell death office
Maybe a lot of corospondences with his army, and going through new souls to command?